Daddy Mommy Don’t Divorce

If You Need One Reason to Watch This: Danny!

I’ve seen other Verticals with a similar premise, but what sets this one apart? A genius little kid! Danny is not only adorable but incredibly smart, and I love how they managed to integrate such a remarkable character into the main plot.

Let’s Talk About His Parents

Lilian (Tess) is a strong, independent woman raising her son alone while working hard. I admire her resilience, but as a mom, she sometimes seems a bit absent-minded—we’ll get into that later. As for her role as a wife… well, considering her husband left right after their one night together, the fact that she remained loyal and never cheated is admirable. But at the same time, the man disappeared for six years without a single call, and she never even asked for a divorce? I can’t decide if she’s fiercely loyal or if she just gave up on love altogether.

Now, Dexter (Lukas) is a fascinating mix of qualities. He has that classic CEO aura but also a surprisingly cute and warm side when he’s around Danny. He could be the perfect gentleman… if not for a few major flaws. First, he abandoned his wife immediately after their wedding and ran off to Europe, never once checking in. I get that Verticals love their over-the-top workaholic leads, but this is next level! He’s also incredibly stubborn—another common trait for billionaire CEOs. But I have to give him credit for one thing: he can do math! Unlike many others in his position, he quickly asked Danny’s age to check if it fits. Too bad his son turned out to be a little too smart and lied about that.

Honorable Mention: Terry (John)

Being the right-hand man of a demanding CEO is no easy job, especially when your boss makes ridiculous requests like bankrupting multimillion-dollar companies in three seconds—Dexter’s apparent favorite hobby. And let’s not forget that hilariously awkward car scene when Lilian and Dexter were about to kiss in the backseat. Poor Terry had to endure that moment in silence. I truly hope he’s well paid for all this!

The Real MVP: Danny!

This kid is a genius. At just five years old, he’s sharp, determined, and way too smart for the adults around him. Once he sets his mind on something, good luck trying to change it!

I also have to take a moment to praise Logan’s performance. Child actors don’t always get the spotlight, but here, Danny is at the heart of the story, allowing Logan to truly shine. His acting was fantastic, making Danny’s character even more lovable. I definitely need to check out his other Verticals now!

When Misunderstandings Lead to Divorce

One thing that never fails to amuse me in these storylines is the sheer number of misunderstandings. There are so many unspoken words and badly timed moments that they just keep snowballing into bigger problems. Add in a complete lack of communication, and voilà—you have the perfect recipe for disaster.

It’s always so frustrating when Lilian and Dexter almost figure things out, but of course, something ridiculous gets in the way—a cleaning lady takes away crucial evidence, a giant painting blocks the view, or they just happen to look in the wrong direction at the wrong time. And let’s not forget the classic: the surprise visit gone wrong. Dexter arrives at Lilian’s place unannounced, sees her best friend babysitting Danny, and instantly assumes she has a new boyfriend. Seriously, one simple conversation could have cleared up everything in minutes!

But my biggest frustration? How do you not know your spouse’s name?!

I get that they only spent one night together, but they still received a marriage certificate, right? Even if they didn’t, wouldn’t they be at least a little curious about each other? Arranged, blind, or flash weddings—whatever you call it—who doesn’t want to know the full name of the person they married?

To be fair, Dexter did think about it (because, again, he actually uses his brain), but he didn’t dig deeper. And Lilian? She never even tried to figure out her son’s father’s name? The way they finally put the pieces together was funny, but honestly, with all the hints they had, it took them way too long.

Before We Wrap Up—Can We Talk About Bad Parenting for a Second?

I know this is a comedy, but come on! Lilian seriously needs to keep a closer eye on Danny. Yes, he’s smart, but that doesn’t mean he should be running off all the time. And who in their right mind brings a five-year-old to a nightclub, leaves him at the entrance alone, and then casually sat next to two drinking guys for who knows how long? The fact that she didn’t even check on him once? Unbelievable.

Another terrible parenting moment: When she assumed Danny had just gone to the park. Instead of panicking like any normal parent, she just went there casually, like it was just another Tuesday. Girl, he’s five, not fifteen!

Final Thoughts?

I really enjoyed this Vertical! It was hilarious, mostly thanks to little Danny, who completely stole the show. If you’re looking for something fun and heartwarming, I highly recommend watching this one!