Welcome to VertiLand

[Intro]
“Another day, another crazy script
Guess I’m your husband, teacher, AND a hitman this week.”
Lights, camera, here we go
Welcome to VertiLand, enjoy the show!

[Verse 1]
Today I’m a CEO in disguise
Tomorrow? A werewolf with glowing eyes
Married in the morning, divorced by noon
By episode 3, I’m flying to the moon

I fake my death at least twice a year
Cry on cue, then disappear
But hey, if you’re entertained, that’s the plan…
It’s a wild ride here in VertiLand!

[Chorus]
Welcome to VertiLand
Where the roles get out of hand
One week I’m a bodyguard,
Next I’m someone’s secret dad
It’s unhinged, but it’s a vibe
Crazy twists, I can’t deny
Yeah, I laugh while fans demand
“MORE DRAMA!” Welcome to VertiLand!

[Verse 2]
I’ve been slapped more times than I can count
And kissed just as much, so it evens out
Evil twin? Oh yeah, that’s me.
Secret baby? Bro, times three!

The plots are wild, but here’s the truth:
We’re all addicted, me and you
Behind the scenes I’m cracking up, man
But still I give my all to VertiLand.

[Chorus]
Welcome to VertiLand
Where the roles get out of hand
One week I’m the villain king
Next I’m crying in the rain
It’s insane, but fans all cheer
“Give us twenty seasons here!”
Yeah, I’m laughing, don’t you see?
This madness is home to me!

[Bridge]
“okay, so she’s my wife,
my boss, AND my cousin
… cool, cool, makes sense.”

[Final Chorus]
Welcome to VertiLand
Script rewrites I can’t withstand
But the fans, they understand
We’re all hooked—it’s in demand
I’ll play anything they need
From a prince to a guy who cheats
Keep the drama in my hands
Welcome to VertiLand!

[Outro]
“Catch me next week…
I think I’m a billionaire cowboy vampire teacher CEO.
Only in VertiLand.”